I wrote to the zoo to send me a language.
They sent me a… Java language. It was too bloated. I sent it back.
So they sent me a… Python language. It was too versiony. I sent it back.
So they sent me a… Powershell language.
It was too ugly. I sent it back. So they sent me a… Go language.
It was just perfect! So I kept it.
But the the bad sysadmin did not let me install it.
Notes:
- Based on a real story.
- Feel free to replace Powershell by your favorite scripting language.